They have government funded programs for people like you..

I was out on the town yesterday, and I made some interesting and very sad observations. You know those girls, mostly blondes, often pretty (but not always). They stagger around on their heels, more skin showing than not. They fascinate me. It must be really tough when you're a student, and you spent all your money on makeup (God knows they don't spend any on food), and you can't afford clothes that fit you. The result is gruesome, they have to wear clothes they took off their barbie dolls. October in Trondheim is not very warm, and in their tiny strings of garments they must be freezing. It brings a tear to my eye, my sympathies to their families. Thank goodness for those charming, young men offering to take them home and keep them warm.